Three men were buried under a landslide in China.
They’re inside a car when it happened, and miraculously still have cell phone connection.
The first man made a phone call to the police:
“I’m a good citizen and husband, please come save us!”
The police tell him they will come for them in 24 hours
The second man made a phone call to the army:
“Comrade, I served the country as you do, please get me out of here!”
The soldier tell him they will come for them in 12 hours
The final man made a phone call to someone, and made a whisper which the other two man can’t hear
Within an hour, the men were dug out and rescued
A group of police officer walks up to the weary men:
“Alright, which one of you said Taiwan is a country?”