A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.
Sadly it’s a very bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
They crawl out of their cars confused and scared.
The woman thinks for a while about what happened and says: “So you’re a man that’s interesting. I’m a woman”
The man agrees playfully.
Then she takes a look at all the damage the accident did to their vehicles.
Though the accident was clearly the man’s fault he refused to take any responsibility as there wasn’t any evidence.
The man was not planning to pay for the damage, and he explained to the woman that she could not do anything about it.
After having an intense conversation he understood she could not prove his guit.
So the woman came up with a brilliant idea!
“Wow just look at our cars! There’s nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied: “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”
The woman continued: “And look at this here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement opens it and drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle immediately puts the cork back in and hands it back to the man.
The man asks: “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies: “No, I think I’ll just wait for the police.”