Unfortunately, an Engineer dies and goes to hell. He is hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The AC has been broken for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly.
The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily.
The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
One day God decides to get an overview of Hell so that he can see how his design is going. He asks the Devil what’s keeping him there in that moment? The Devil replies, “Things are splendid down here because you sent us that engineer.”
“What?? An engineer? I didn’t send you one of those, that must have been a mistake. Send him back up right this minute.”
The Devil responds, “No way! We are going to keep our engineer. We like this guy.”
God demands, “If you don’t send him to me immediately, I’ll sue!”
The Devil laughs. “Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?