A new machine that allows a pregnant woman to share her labor pains with her man led to a tragically hilarious discovery. The man rushed his wife to the hospital as she went into labor.
Upon entering the delivery room, the doctor told the couple, “I have invented the new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father.”
The worried husband immediately said yes. He didn’t want to see his wife suffering so much from the pain of childbirth.
The doctor hooked the machine up and put it on ten percent of pain switched from the mother to the father. The husband didn’t feel any pain. He said, “I feel okay, turn it up a lot more.”
The doctor turned it up to fifty percent. But the husband said, “Why don’t you just put it all on me because I’m not feeling a thing.”
Surprised that the husband was not feeling any pain, the doctor warned, “This much could kill you if you’re not prepared.” The husband boldly answered, “I am ready,”
With much hesitation, the doctor turned the machine up to one hundred percent, but the husband still didn’t feel a thing. This made the doctor think that his invention was a failure.
The couple went home, happy with pain-free labor. But, when they arrived home, they found the mailman de*ad on the front porch!
The wife could not look at her husband in the eye.