An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town.
One day she went to the local grocery store and while she was gone,
A criminal broke into her house,
Took her clothes off of the line, smashed the watermelons in her garden, shaved her cat and then left when he couldn’t find any money.
Well, a couple of hours later the old lady got home and when she saw what had happened to her house she immediately called the police.
When the officer on the other end answered the phone and asked her,
“What the problem was?”
she simply replied
“Yes officer, someone broke into my house, took my clothes off, squeezed my melons, and shaved my pu$sy.