An elementary teacher, middle manager, and lawyer die and go to heaven…
St. Peter meets them at the pearly gates and explains that to get in they each have to answer one question correctly.
The teacher goes first. St. Peter says “What was the name of the famous ship that sank after striking an iceberg in 1912?”
“Right, off you go.” The teacher runs through the gates and the middle manager goes up next. St. Peter asks, “How many people were on board?”
“Oh! I know that one! 2,208 on board and 712 survived!”
“Right, off you go.” The middle manager runs through the gates. St. Peter takes a look at the lawyer and goes, “Name them.”