A woman heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25O Litres of milk:
When the elderly milkman read the note, he felt there must be a Mistake and thought that she probably meant 2.5 Litres.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The woman came to the door and the milkman said.
“I found your note asking me to leave 250 Litres of milk. Did you mean 2.5 Litres?”
The woman said.
“No, I want 250 Litres. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.”
The old milkman asked.
“Do you want it pasteurized?”
Wait for it, wait for it …….
The Woman said.
“No, just up to my t!ts. I can splash it on my eyes!