A Woman Walks Into A Dentist’s Office

One day a woman walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

“Eighty dollars,” says the dentist.

“That’s a ridiculous amount!” says the woman. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?

“Well,” says the dentist, “if you don’t use anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60.”

“That’s still too expensive,” replies the woman.

“Okay,” says the dentist. “If I save on anesthesia and just pull the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20.”

“No,” the woman moaned, “it’s still too much.”

“Well,” the dentist says, scratching his head, “if I let one of my students do it, I can probably knock the price down to $10.”

“Wonderful,” says the woman. “May I book my mother-in-law for next Tuesday please?”


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