A Texan farmer is on vacation in Australia.
There he meets an Australian farmer and talks.
The Australian shows off his large wheat field and the Texan says:
“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.
Then they walk around the ranch for a bit and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.
The Texan farmer immediately said:
“We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The conversation is now almost at a standstill when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.
He asked, “And what are those”?
The Australian responds with an incredulous look,
“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”