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A Texan Farmer Goes To Australia

A Texan farmer is on vacation in Australia.

There he meets an Australian farmer and talks.

The Australian shows off his large wheat field and the Texan says:

“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.

Then they walk around the ranch for a bit and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.

The Texan farmer immediately said:

“We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”

The conversation is now almost at a standstill when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.

He asked, “And what are those”?

The Australian responds with an incredulous look,

“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”

What do you think?

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