A Texan Farmer Goes To Australia

A Texan farmer is on vacation in Australia.

There he meets an Australian farmer and talks.

The Australian shows off his large wheat field and the Texan says:

“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.

Then they walk around the ranch for a bit and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.

The Texan farmer immediately said:

“We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”

The conversation is now almost at a standstill when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.

He asked, “And what are those”?

The Australian responds with an incredulous look,

“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”