This Will Make You Go ROFL.
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked:
“Is it still a requirement of your faith that you do not eat pork?”
The rabbi responded: “Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.”
The priest then asked: “Have you ever eaten pork?”
To which the rabbi replied:
“Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest:
“Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”
The priest replied: “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The rabbi then asked him:
“Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
The priest replied:
“Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.”
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silently thinking for about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said:
“Beats a f*cking ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”