A Lawyer’s Dog, Running About Unleashed.

A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast.
The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks,
“If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?”
The lawyer answers, “Absolutely.”
“Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today.”
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50 (attorneys don’t carry cash).
Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer:
It was a bill for $100 for a consultation!

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