A cop sees a car parked in the local Lover’s Lane with the windows all steamed up.
He goes over and taps on the window. The guy inside rolls it down.
The cop looks inside and sees the fellow sitting behind the wheel, fully dressed. There’s a young lady sitting in the back seat, also fully dressed.
The cop says, “What are you doing out here?”
Guy says, “I’m watching a video on my phone.”
“And what’s she doing back there?”
“I think she’s on Facebook.”
“What’s going on here? How old are you, son?”
“And how old is she?”
“In…thirteen minutes she’ll be eighteen.”