A blonde decides to go ice fishing.

A blonde decides to go ice-fishing. So she goes over to a library where she does research and readies herself. She subsequently shops for sports gear at a sporting goods store. Then she believes she’s prepared, so she travels to the ice and starts drilling a hole. Afterward, she hears a mysterious voice from above.

It says that there aren’t any fish under the ice. So she announces that she is going to go deeper under the ice. She then starts drilling and hears a mysterious voice saying, There are no fish under the ice. Where are you, Lord? she says.

“No,” says the voice, “I’m the manager of the ice hockey rink.”