A 10 year old girl asks her mum, “Mummy, how was I born?”
The mother smiled and replied:
“Once upon a time, me and your daddy decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the Earth and I took care of it every single day.
After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant.
So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so hight that we forgot to wear a condom.